Pineapple War out of control….not even the river is safe….

War....war never changes. After the previous Riverfolk had run out of conventional arms they turned to nuclear annihilation. Following *that* they turned to sticks and stones. After all the sticks and stones had finally run out...they turned to pineapples as they could be easily fashioned into deadly weapons by the crafty. Something must have happened after that...because they're not here anymore and neither are the pineapples, yet we are. Wonder what that means....

I stopped the pineapples with my face war is dirty and sticky and the stick up boys stuck me up to the wall with all the pineapples they threw. WE all made it through and now we are here world away swimming in the same river. some are polluting it though....